We interrupt your reading experience to bring you this quick message about a very new and wonderful idea we're sure you'll immediately get behind.
Introducing: Doodle Carz!
We think it's time that carz get the treatment they deserve! Your attention – your mindless attention that is! And so we present to you: DOODLE CARZ! (sound of uproarious applause)
What's a doodle car you ask? Well, it’s a car —doodled! How does one doodle a car, you wonder? It’s easy! With paint! With ink, with giant permanent markers!
“But what do I doodle?!”, you cry. That is up to you! Doodles come from elsewhere when your mind is working on something else. Important phone call: doodle! Bored with the 3 o’clock slump: doodle! Get out there in the driveway or the garage and get-a-doodlin'!
You could doodle a tree or a squiggle, doodle a shape or a spiral. You can doodle a cat, or doodle a poodle!
But what about resale value? Calm down! We can hear your whining from here! Resale value, beshmale value. Who cares! You wanna ride around in your boring-mobile just so the dealer can tell you what a good girl you've been taking care of your dent-free, scratch-free vehicle? Well why don't you just pull up and park in Boringtown!
Think your car is too nice? Too new?
It isn't! It's just a car!
Doodle Carz make a statement. Doodle Carz take no moment for granted. You got time – you can doodle a lime!
(Soft music plays) Now, we understand you might have some, shall we say, insecurities, about your drawing skillz. And those insecurities can run deep. But, who cares! Throw those cares out the window while you’re cruising down the highway in a car of your very own design! It doesn't matter if it's good – art is subjective and your subject can be anything! Anything at all!
Doodle a noodle, doodle a star! Doodle a couple in the middle of a canoodle!
Doodle a kiss, doodle your bliss! Just remember to keep it family friendly folks! We don't want to get sued for too many butts on carz.
But then again, tell them it's a 3 having a nap.
So get your big fat markers and your graffiti pens and get out there and doodle that vehicle – and don't forget to tell your friends!
Denise
Introducing:
Doodle Carz!
Welcome to the House of Victory
That Woman
Sentient Aspic left in a room since the 1960s
